MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

Ok so this is the mafia game I was going to run on MSPAF before shit hit the fan. I am now running it here. This is... MURDER .

A mafia game where I make a great big list of all the killing roles from all the closed-setup games on the MSPA Forums, then dish them out without rhyme or reason and watch the sparks fly.

• There will probably be SK's.
  
• There will probably be multiple scum teams.
  
• There will probably be independent agents of destruction.
  
• There may or may not be a town.
  
• All players will be a role which had a killing ability in the game it originally featured.
  
• This will be an unmitigated, goddamn disaster, and if you take it too seriously I may have to hurt you.
  
• Mechanics may be fast and loose.
  
• Balance will bhahahahahahahahahahha
  
• This is a good game even if you haven't played mafia before because it is not real mafia. It is lots of yelling and screaming and property damage and not enough trying to figure out who the good guys are. There are no good guys.
  
• No observerchat. You've seen these roles before.

The rules are the usual:

• Don't be a jerk.
  
• play to win (or play to lose hilariously)
  
• Don't take Shit Too Seriously.
  
• Don't take Shit Too Personally.
  
• Moderator's word is law.
  
• Don't talk about the game outside the game.
  
• If you need advice about the game (either mafia in general or this game in particular), there are two appropriate people to ask: Me, or Wheat (who has been established five times over as Not Being In This Game). Anyone else risks breaking the previous rule.
  
• Keep up with your quicktopic; it's my main port of call for contacting you.
  
• Please respect requests for silence, both from fellow players declaring day activations and from the moderator when she can't sort things out in the next five minutes.
  
• Please please please do not talk about the game outside the game!
  
• Have fun! Leave a beautiful trainwreck behind you.
  
  The beautiful corpses:
  
  1. [strk]0_o[/strk] - Liver Failure, OBLITERATED D1
     
  2. [strk]遊びは終わりだ！[/strk] - Uguu Von Kawaii, SHOT D2
     
  3. AgentBlue
     
  4. Airey
     
  5. Akumu
     
  6. [strk]Amosmyn[/strk] - Charles Montegarde, MODKILLED D2
     
  7. [strk]Anacreon[/strk] - Timothy Brighters, Lynched N2
     
  8. Anomaly
     
  9. btp
     
  10. [strk]Beru[/strk] - Supersonic, MODKILLED D2
      
  11. BestTeaMaker
      
  12. Bigro
      
  13. [strk]Boogeyman[/strk] - Disgruntled Protector, beat himself to death with a phone booth D2
      
  14. [strk]Cat[/strk] - MetaNiall, killed N1
      
  15. Chwoka
      
  16. Crowstone
      
  17. Cyber95
      
  18. [strk]Dalmationer[/strk] - MetaWheat, killed N1
      
  19. deadCrystal
      
  20. Doodley
      
  21. [strk]Dragon Fogel[/strk] - No Children, GUNNED DOWN N1
      
  22. Coldblooded
      
  23. [strk]Drakenforge[/strk] - All the Ninjas, Killed N1
      
  24. [strk]Ed[/strk] - RomSpec Thread, Killed N1
      
  25. Elize
      
  26. Epamynondas
      
  27. Fragowump
      
  28. [strk]Garuru[/strk] - Dr. Steak, CROOKSECUTED N1
      
  29. GeneX
      
  30. [strk]gnauga[/strk] - Right Behind You, SHOTGUNNED N1
      
  31. Granolaman
      
  32. [strk]Infinity[/strk] - Dr Edwin Bola, SMOTHERED WITH LOVE D1
      
  33. [strk]Ixcaliber[/strk] - Satellite, CAME CRASHING DOWN N1
      
  34. [strk]Jacquerel[/strk] - Foster Erlenbush, Killed N1
      
  35. Leafsw0rd
      
  36. [strk]LegendaryQ[/strk] - MetaSolaris, POISON DART'D D1
      
  37. Luneix
      
  38. Malkytop
      
  39. Mathgirl277
      
  40. Mehga
      
  41. [strk]Mirdini[/strk] - Multiple-Duckman, MURDERED D1
      
  42. [strk]Mooglegirl[/strk] - Velvet Berentez, BLUDGEONED N1
      
  43. Mr. Arsenic Nog
      
  44. myw
      
  45. No Lynch
      
  46. [strk]NTA[/strk] - Brand New Day, POTATO'd D2
      
  47. Palamedes
      
  48. [strk]Paradoxgamer[/strk] - Reed Richards, DEVOURED N1
      
  49. [strk]Paranoia[/strk] - Clumsy Hitman, BRITALISED D2
      
  50. Pick Yer Poison
      
  51. [strk]Piester[/strk] - Lolsock, DART'd D2
      
  52. [strk]Pinary[/strk] - Fighting Trousers, CONCEDED D2
      
  53. ProfessorLizzard
      
  54. [strk]Purple Walrus[/strk] - Secret Agent Ninja Carpenter Breakdancing Giraffe, DART'd N1
      
  55. [strk]Red709[/strk] FUCK ROULETTE, Profane SK - Apocalypse'd D1
      
  56. seastormjt
      
  57. Seawyrm
      
  58. Seedy
      
  59. [strk]SleepingOrange[/strk] - Romart Thread, Lynched D1
      
  60. [strk]Solaris[/strk] - IGNANOO, NECKSNAPPED D2
      
  61. Sruixan
      
  62. [strk]TehPilot[/strk] - Amanda Smith, Lynched D2
      
  63. [strk]Vortor[/strk] - Gojira, SCALPED N1
      
  64. Batterwaffles
      
  65. ...wait, this is an inkblot? What's an inkblot doing on the playerlist?
      
  66. [strk]Whimbrel[/strk] - Ruy Avila Tejada, DEATH RAY'D D2
      
  67. Whoosh!
      
  68. [strk]Yewchung[/strk] Willard Poppins, GANGBASHED APPARENTLY N1
      

The action replay: (flips, notable guest posts, maybe other stuff later)
Day 1 begin - LIVERS - Tactless Missile - Liver failure failure - Deadly embraces - Day 1 end
Night 1 begin - Night 1 end

Day 2 begin - Phonetato decreebooth - Ignanolonger - (attempted) GRAVESLAM - Modkills - The Whim Fandango - Para's mal(a)diction - RAP BATTLE COMMENCE - Repartee time - This blow(dart)s - Do a victory rap - The MASTERMIND - Not-death of the Not-author - Can't keep a [strk]good[/strk] man down - Day 2 end
Night 2 begin - Night 2 end

Could you sign me up please? I mean... if it's OK. I haven't done this in a while because last time I played it ended pretty badly, but you guys seem pretty cool so it might be different this time.

...I hope.

I think I promised to sign up for this? In the name of the great space walrus.

A clusterfuck? coin me in

Okay I'll join this crazy thing

Could you sign me up please? I mean... if it's OK. I haven't done this in a while because last time I played it ended pretty badly, but you guys seem pretty cool so it might be different this time.

...I hope.

whoaaa
what is this username doing being not me
you want an avatar little buddy?

Ok we are close to 40 players and that is fantastic.

I was gunning for 50 though so plenty more time to drag your friends in - this is more a mass-confirmation to anyone who sent me a PM and didn't hear back from me.

This is AmberIce, by the way, I'm still not really sure why I decided to go with something different over on MSPAF but I switched back to my usual name here. XP

Sheesh this is big let me in.

I can do the death thing if needed

Schazer I'll throw my hat in
I'd bug you on IRC but you're not on IRC right now

fuck yes

And with Pick Yer Poison, we've got 50 players! Well done every(still-breathing)body.

I'll start the godawful process of finalising the list of roles, making quicktopics for people who will need them, and writing up role PMs.

I can still accept players right up until I start the game proper, so don't be shy! There's no better way to get to know someone than by leaving a knife in their back. It's a great icebreaker.

Alright i'll join this mess.

i might have joined if i knew what mafia games even were
then again you dont want me in your games, i turn everything into butt-staring contests

I've asked several times what they were and i never understood, but for some reason i read the wikipedia page and i got the gist of it almost immediately.

I don't know how it works in forum form but it mustn't be complicated

Jesus christ that list is huge. The question is how many people are gonna die d1 and n1.

Obviously this is Bombfia mkII anacreon, don't act suprised.

It's Bombfia meets Shank a Bitch meets All Stars.

On which note: 62 roles on my List.

We can either find another ten players, or I'm gonna have to trim the boring ones off my list.

I'm still not done looking for roles what the hell is wrong with me

I say trim the boring ones, I wanna get this thing started. :D

whoaaa
what is this username doing being not me
you want an avatar little buddy?

Well, I mean, if it's not too much trouble... uh, thanks?

I say 62 roles aren't enough Schaz. Honestly I don't know how you think any of us (besides Mooglegirl apparently) are going to be satisfied with such a miniscule number.

If you can't get enough people to fit a more suitable number of roles then just give people multiples.

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Or just ignore me and do whatever. That's probably a better idea.

no multiples is good yes
lets see how many times i can get daykilled by the same person

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on that note it is going to be fucking amazing when you all kill me and im metawheat again

I say 62 roles aren't enough Schaz. Honestly I don't know how you think any of us (besides Mooglegirl apparently) are going to be satisfied with such a miniscule number.

Think about it this way: less roles means more concentrated insanity.

Yes maybe but more roles is more general insanity.

And more roles but with the same amount of people instead getting multiple roles is extra concentrated insanity do you not see like Solaris does.