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shrimp
#1
shrimp
there is a shrimp here
do not worry, he is a friend
teach him your knowledge

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[Image: Fu2tbmz.png] owo whats this???
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#2
RE: shrimp
knowledge: if a dog barks, it means they have sensed a spirit in the area
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#3
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How 🍤 many 🍤 shrimps 🍤 do 🍤 you 🍤 have 🍤 to 🍤 eat
Before 🍤 you 🍤 make 🍤 your 🍤 skin 🍤 turn 🍤 pink
Eat 🍤 too 🍤 much 🍤 and 🍤 you'll 🍤 get 🍤 sick
Shrimps 🍤 are 🍤 pretty 🍤 rich
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#4
RE: shrimp
sorry, no knowledge available, we only exchange emojis here
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#5
RE: shrimp
Eat dirt, grow stronge
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#6
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youre a big shrimp in a small prawnd
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#7
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if you wish to eat a god, you first must eat yourself.
Local pidgeonmancer
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#8
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<OFFICIAL SHRIMP THREAD UPDATE (2/21/19, 10:39 PM)>

The shrimp has been found dead poolside at his East Beach hotel resort in Santa Barbara, California. His body was discovered at 2:20 AM by a night janitor, who was shocked to see that the acclaimed actor from MBC's The Genius Brain Boys had several bullet-sized wounds going a fair the way through. The shrimp was 22, and was a nominee of the golden globes at least three times. Fans are in an inconsolable state, as local law enforcement has kept details of their investigation private so far. A spokesperson for the police department added that they are doing this to give to the shrimp's friends and family a respite from the constant reminders of loss.

"Preliminary reports are still coming in, but what things point to at the moment is that the shrimp died from a freak accident," Santa Barbara Police Left-Lieutenant Bradder O'Cooperly stated. "What appears to have happened is all of his organs shut down at once, all on their own. We're still looking into it, but for the moment? there's no foul play suspected."

The shrimp's wake and funeral will be a closed event.
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#9
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Daniel we can't keep doing this
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#10
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i did it. it was me, i killed the shrimp.







or did i??!!???
is this,
perhaps,,

a ruse?
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#11
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"Of course you didn't," says police rear-admiral bradder o cooperly, "Because the shrimp wasnt killed. In fact, the coroner was just about to turn in an autopsy report that said the shrimp died from natural causes. So it's impossible for you, or anyone, to have killed the shrimp. Isn't that right?"
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