the ultimate necropost thread

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RIISEE FROOM THEE AASHEES

II haavee aa neew ruulee; thee neext peersoon too poost haas too teell mee whaat vooweels aaree miissiing froom "ncld" soo II caan fiiguuree oouut whaat aactuuaallyy shoouuld bee ooraangee

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