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#1
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If I buy a colony of bees, and give each one a name, how do I remember which name goes with which bee?
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#2
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I don't want them to think I'm insensitive
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#3
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I suggest you give each one a little name tag.
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#4
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That won't work. The name tags will affect the aerodynamics of the bees.
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#5
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What if you destroy the nametags and conduct a dark ritual to bring them back as ghostly name tags? Then you can magically bind them to the bees, but since they won't have a physical presence, they won't affect the aerodynamics.
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#6
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Hmm. As a warlock I can bind ghost name tags to the bees, but I lack ghost vision. Although, the bees will start producing ghost honey.
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#7
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Are the names words or smells?
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#8
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#9
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Their names are actually unique strings of dance moves.
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#10
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Turn into a bee yourself to change your world view?
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#11
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Won't work; if I turn into a bee, then I won't be able to perform any beekeeping actions.
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#12
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So it seems you've decided on your answer to the question "to bee or not to bee".
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#13
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hm... why do you get such philosophical thoughts in the shower?
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#14
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Philosophical? This is a very concrete discussion about bees.
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#15
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Well, I turned myself into a bee and had a friend ready to turn me back into a humanoid afterwards, but the bees didn't recognize me! How do I get the bees to recognize me as their keeper if I've transformed myself into a bee?
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#16
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Give yourself a namet- oh.
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#17
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Yes, the bees would not be able to read it. Also, I don't even know what their name for me is!
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#18
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A hat.

Actually hats for all the bees, each one represents a name. Include little holes for the antennae.

Grubs can wear hats too.
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