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(I have a perfectly normal house somewhere.)
(People scoff at where I built it, though.)
(Like I always say, the unconventional location gives it character.)
(And at least it works out for me.)
(...Most of the time.)




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[He has a perfectly normal house. Somewhere. Where is it?]


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RE: welm.
That's right, it's at the bottom of this massive, massive pit.


It's down here. Somewhere.
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#3
RE: welm.
The liminal space between the abstract and the physical
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#4
RE: welm.
it's on the moon!
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#5
RE: welm.
it's not exactly a house, it's a submarine

a fully self-sufficient submarine, powered by energy from deep-ocean vents. if there are none in the immediate area when you're running low on power, which is pretty rare as you have enough battery power for a good 3 day's time, double if you are on low-power mode (turning off systems for plant growth, heating, and other non-criticals), you can always go up to the surface for a solar charge, though this usually takes a day or two to get to full charge. you've had some close calls with some ships when you were in a state like this. occasionally you go up top onto land but most of the time you are underwater.
Noot noot doot doot.

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#6
RE: welm.
It's on death's doorstep
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#7
RE: welm.
On the attic of a larger house.
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Tale of a small lizard, crime, and weird biology!
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[While his youth was spent daydreaming of fantastical lifestyles he might find himself with- living in a self sufficient submarine, for example- his present self idled towards creative frugality.]
[It's not like the space rock he's on has any body of liquid that could sustain a submarine regardless.]
[For these reasons, his house is instead located in one of the great many trenches of Uveto.]
[You could assume that it's only to him that this house is 'perfectly normal' in any way.] 
[The sky becomes no more than an inky blur, speckled with winged bioluminescence.]


 
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(Here it is, and I only had to jump a couple of portals this time!)
(Just as cozy as I remember it.)
(If not for Tark busting it all up, it'd be perfect.)
(...Speaking of, I don't see them around anywhere...)

 
[He has a 'companion' somewhere. Where are they, and what do they look like?]
 

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RE: welm.
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#10
RE: welm.
They are in the ground.
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#11
RE: welm.
Toothy, scaly, and clawy.
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RE: welm.
A little like a fish?
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(Ghhh... Of course that big buffoon is out here digging up my yard again...)
(Well, I can't blame 'em; the anteflower sap always tastes way better after it's been filtered through the ground.)
(Oh, I just can't stay mad at them for anything, can I?)



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(You're great, Tark, never change.)
(...)


  
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[He meekly appeals to a more responsible- and much smarter- companion. What is their response?] 


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#14
RE: welm.
Ask them why?
This is Dotu by the way. Long time no see eh?
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#15
RE: welm.
"No...."
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#16
RE: welm.
Ok, but they need a certain something for their troubles...
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#17
RE: welm.
Only if he promises to do the laundry.
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