Trol Seasson 2/3

Trol Seasson 2/3
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Trol Seasson 2/3
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"takes place in the MCU"
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You ignoramus, you utter eater of ashes and fiberglass insulation. How dare you visit this forsaken website. I took some small solace in being free of the harsh light of the Interesting Zones, but it seems even permanence of that comfort is unattainable. Indulging this nonsense again is as damaging to you as it is to me. Imagine crashing your car and then hailing a rideshare driven by youtube live chat to take you to the hospital. This adventure is the freeway to hell, and you’re driving on the wrong side of the median.

Why are you here? Is it morbid curiosity? Is it, through some sort of self-schadenfreude, out of an actual interest in the original series? Is it because you hated Trol Seasson, and hope that this will be better? It is with pain that I inform you, “2roll Season 2” is not “Trol Seasson.” It is much worse.
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That an Omniscient, Omnipotent, Omnisexual being such as myself should be delegated to overseeing this wretched, festering world once is one thing, but to be dragged back, dredged from the blissful unconsciousness of irrelevance. That is torture. That is what you have done. Does my suffering amuse you? Do you derive joy from this? You rotten, vile thing. You pustule on the face of your oh-so-pristine “non-fictional” universe. Perhaps you didn’t even read the original adventure. That’s fine. It is literally nothing but a waste of time for both of us, and I have all the time in the world.
My name is Doc Coulton. I am the First Guardian of Trolternia.
In this video, I will
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What the fuck is this shit.
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Name the dude
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Klngus Batmen
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trol seasson
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bad ass-protag, 1 out of many
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Notthis Again!!
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john's egbert
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frustrate clawmen
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jim boonie
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addednum: it's fun to ride on the

FREEWAY TO HELL

its fun to ride on the

FREEWAY TO HE—ELL
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simon peter
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That's right!

Your name is MOVED TO FORUM ADVENTURES. Your friends call you MOV for short.

You are a VENTRILOMASSAGETHERAPIST, and you are enjoying A RELAXING EVENING in your UNDERWATER MANSION, as you are WONT TO DO.

When you're not EASING THE PAINS OF OTHERS with your TRUSTY MASSAGE DOLL, or REPOSING IN YOUR WATERY CHATEAU WITH A GLASS OF FINE CHARDONNAY, you like to EXPRESS YOUR RIGHTEOUS GAMERPINIONS ON THE INTERNET.

It is your SOLEMN DUTY, you feel, to end the HORRENDOUS GAMERSPLOITATION conducted by the MALICIOUS DEVELOPMENTOUSIE. Your DEAREST DREAM is to someday RALLY GAMERS WORLDWIDE, ESTABLISH AN INTERNATIONAL GAMERS UNION, and SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION the the hardworking gamers have been kept from for so long. TOO LONG have you toiled in the BOAR TUSK MINES WITHOUT RECOMPENSE, and the world needs nothing less than a GAMEREVOLUTION, for THE GOOD OF ALL GAMERKIND.

Your gamehandle is goodGamer and You always gamerlocute as eloquently and politely as is gamerly possible.


what do
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#13
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retrieve eyes
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Walk out the window into the last room in Trol Seasson (recreated theme park you run for GAMERS to re-enact their nostalgia)
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Decrease the resolution on that window.
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Get off that chair, young man. A gentleman like you has no business standing on chairs.
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Take a shower
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Whoops, your GAMER GRIP is too strong for the SCREEN RESOLUTION KNOB, and it snaps right off! The RESOLUTION VACUUM begins sucking in pixels from the rest of the room.
   
This bodes bad for a bodacious lakebottom abode! Bro, you'd better go! Vamoose! Swoose on out! Get outta this joint!
   
   
   
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You get down from your GAMER THRONE and check under the seat cushion.
   
   
   
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Something in here will help you!
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it turns out that under the seat cushion is a bunker
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what if your royal Green Helmet doing in there when it belongs on your head
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Forget all that nonsense now, it's time for some good ol Troll First Person Shooter Game
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Dopmamine (the tro,l version). Forget about troubles
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stick two gamer controllers together to make gamer nunchaku
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Game gamer game
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You look for something to forget about the troubles of a gamer....
   
You look into your trash and garbage, ephemera and detritus of a misspent youth, tooth and nail fought and fraught with online bugbears. A crumpled slip of paper with a Shreddit (reddit but for Shreddies, the cereal) password. A glow-in-the-dark rubber duck from your ill conceived random phase. An xbox 360 to Gamecube to Wii 3 controller adapter, wrapped tight in 37m of extension cable.
Sometimes you wish you could adapt. Sometimes you wish you could extend.
   
You rifle through the rubbish. Rifles and Gamestation vouchers. But Gamestation closed long ago, retro and pre-owned facades and dedication to preservation supplanted by Game's sterile purple sheen and incessant, alienating, cutting edge triple-A rollout. It has been so long that you have begun to doubt; is there really any difference between the two? Or like Mario and Luigi Super Mario Bros., are they but aspects of the same thing.
   
What have you done with your life?
Is a gamer not entitled to the sweat of their palms? Shouldn't some friendship be waiting in this pile of painstakingly procured peripherals?
It feels like you're leading the nintendo 64 controller of lifes, while some people get to lead gamecube controller lives. It doesn't seem fair.
You come upon a change of underwear.
This world needs a change of underwear.
You just wish you knew how.
   
   
   
   
   
   
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yummy
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