Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

06-27-2014, 04:59 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-11-2015, 03:39 AM by Mirdini.)

Spoiler

What's this? It's the return of Shank A Bitch!

Created by the magnificent Niall, first run on a forum by the marvelous Blueberry and continued by the also incomparable Niall, I've arbitrarily and unilaterally decided to revive it because there's nothing like stabbing your friends and/or enemies in the back and/or front.

Due to thinking things over and the fact that I love coming up with ~shenanigans~, this game will be using the base rules, which are as follows:

Blueberry Wrote: NOT ACTUALLY MAFIA. IF YOU WANT TO PLAY MAFIA THIS IS NOT IT.

During the day, all the players vote on who to groupshank.

During the night, each player may shank one person.

LAST MAN STANDING WINS!

Other Rulethings/Important Info mildly adapted by Dini

Spoiler

- Remember that this is a game, and a pretty silly one at that. You may play 'in character' if you wish, but being a jerk to your fellow players (or forumers in general) will not be tolerated. Also, keep in mind the use of the word "bitch" in this thread. Shanking a bitch is different from calling someone a bitch as a legitimate insult. I know it's a fine line sometimes, but can we all just accept that language is fickle/inconsistent/subtle/vague, and just use our common sense, please? Okay.

Sign up by posting in this thread with a image or some text that represents the shanking implement you'll be using in this game. All knives and sundry are cool except the knife Niall used to win the first Shank A Bitch.

Do not be intimidated by the large player list, we need as many bitches to shank as possible!

Players

1. Schazer

2. Solaris - Vest Magnate, EXPLODED N4

3. Sai - Regular Shanker, ORBITAL (mod)SHANKDROPPED D5

4. NottheAuthor

5. Rivenforge - Arms Dealer: VEST-PIERCING SHANKER, DAYSHANKED D1

6. ICan'tGiveCredit - Regular Shanker, Shanked N2

7. Akumu - Zombie Shanker, Shanked N5 - (Regular Shanker, LOVE VENGEANCE VICTIM D4)

8. AgentBlue - Insomniac Shanker, Shanked N3

9. Seedy

10. Crowstone - Regular Shanker, Shanked N3

11. Donut - Double-Vested Bomb Shanker, Exploded N1

12. Garuru - Arms Dealer: VEST-PIERCING SHANKER, Shanked N2

13. SupahKiven

14. OztheWizard - Zombie Shanker, Groupshanked D5 - (Regular Shanker, Shanked N1)

15. Palamedes - Godfather Shanker, Shanked N5

16. Pharmacy - Séance Shanker, EXPLODED N4

17. Granolaman

18. Seawyrm - Regular Shanker, Shanked N1

19. Coldblooded

20. TehPilot - Chatty Shanker, Shanked N5

21. Cat - Zombie Shanker, Groupshanked D4 - (Regular Shanker, Shanked N1)

22. anacreon - Regular Shanker, Shanked N3

23. Visceral - Regular Shanker, MESSILY SHANKED N2

24. cyber95 - Regular Shanker, Shanked N4

25. Niall - Postmaster General, Shanked N4

26. makerofthegames - Regular Shanker, Shanked N3

27. bigro - Zombie Shanker, Groupshanked D6 (Regular Shanker, Shanked N3)

28. Stiqqery - Zombie Shanker, ILL-ADVISED COMMS WITH THE BEYOND D3 (Regular Shanker, Shanked D2)

29. amosmyn

30. Red709 - Shenanigans Shanker, Shanked N2

31. Eidolonic - Shenanigans Shanker, MESSILY SHANKED N1

32. Airey - Insane Television Survivalist, Shanked N1

33. Deviant One - Voodoo Wizard, MESSILY SHANKED N4

34. Sanzh - Regular Shanker, DAYSHANKED D5

35. druplesnubb - Regular Shanker, Shanked N2

36. Pharas - Lover Shanker, Love-Based Heart Failure D4

37. Phish

38. konec0 - Untraceable Criminal Shanker, MESSILY SHANKED N4

39. fivex - Regular Shanker, MESSILY SHANKED N2

40. Prime Intellect - Untraceable Criminal Shanker, GROUPSHANKED D3

41. Chirality - Vest Magnate, MESSILY SHANKED N1

42. yd12k - Regular Shanker, MAILSHANKSPLODED D4

43. Dragon Fogel - Regular Shanker, EXPLODED N4

44. Gnauga - Regular Shanker, Shanked N4

45. Pick Yer Poison - Voodoo Wizard, Shanked N2

46. Sotek - Quack Princess of Shanks, Shanked N2

47. Whimbrel - Acupuncture Specialist, Shanked N4

48. Fragowump - Escape Artist, Shanked N2

49. Ixcaliber - ZOMBIE CARL GARLAND, Zombie Shanker, Shanked N5 - (Regular Shanker/DETECTIVE CARL GARLAND, Shanked N2)

50. LegendaryQ - (Regular Shanker, Shanked N1)

51. Chwoka - Insane Television Survivalist, GROUPSHANKED D4

52. antisequitur - Elite Bodyguard, MAILSHANKSPLODED D4

53. Kíeros - Regular Shanker, Shanked N1

54. Dalmationer - ????, EXPLODED N4

55. Sruixan

56. x1372 - Elite Bodyguard, Shanked N3

57. Breadpocalypse - Sentient Metric Ton of C4, EXPLODED N4

58. beruru - Lover Shanker, Shanked N3

59. Scoffles - Double-Vested Bomb Shanker, Died in the WHALE DIMENSION N3

60. Acionyx

61. BlazerC - Shameless Shanker, Shanked N2

62. Plaid - Regular Shanker, Shanked N4

63. speedchuck - Regular Shanker, EXPLODED N4

64. waterbottles - Chatty Shanker, Shanked N1

65. Mikeee - Escape Artist, Shanked N3

66. Truegreen - Regular Shanker, Shanked N5

67. Loather - Insomniac Shanker, Shanked N3

68. Demonsul - Acupuncture Specialist, Shanked N3

69. Everanix - Regular Shanker, Shanked N2

70. Chocolate Pi - Zombie Shanker, GROUPSHANKED D3 (Regular Shanker, DAYSHANKED D2)

71. MalkyTop - Sentient Wormhole, IMPLODED D2

Shankdex

Pre-Game Flavor Smoothie | Day One Start: Off The Deep End | Whale Awards | Gunshanks | Night One Start: Whale of a Time

Day Two Start: Vest Day Ever | BREAKING NEWS | EXECUTE DAYSHANK | NEWS CONTINUES | CYBERSHANK | Analog Shankings | NIGHT TWO: GAME OVER, BITCHES

Day Three Start: Riptime Bechop Jazz | Breaching Dimensions | Challengers Approach | Night Three: Porpoiseful Delays

Day Four Start: Fair and Baleenced Coverage | ❤ ~ I LOVE SHANK ~ ❤ | More Mail | SPECIAL DELIVERIES | Soggy Shank Failures | Night Four: Porpress Conference

Day Five: Rest In Pisces | Post-Mortem | Tri-Shank | Night Five: So Long And Thanks For All The Plankton

Day Six: The Handsman Cometh | BLIND Mail | Zombie Disposal